You're a 26 year-old gold digger marrying an 86 year-old man
for his money. What could possibly go wrong in the bedroom? But Crytal Hefner
is now monetizing that shameful pairing by way of a Hef tell-all.
Crystal Hefner, who married Hef in 2012 has written an
expose called Only Say Good Things. Except she's ignoring her own advice.
Crystal claims that Hefner was pretty lousy between the
sheets.
“He never really cared to learn what women like or what
women want or how to please a woman at all,” she said.
“He’s definitely a dud root,” she laughed.
Crystal said that Hefner had a very particular routine when
it came to sex, adding that it often involved multiple women.
“(We’d) put on a pair of Hef’s silk pajamas … and then the
girls just go in the room and he puts pornography on the TV,” she recalled.
“It was the same porn, the same music, and then the girls
just kind of took turns sleeping with Hef.
“He honestly didn’t really seem engaged for the whole decade
that I knew him. It was weird.”
Eventually, Crystal took control of the music that would
play in the background while she and other women would have sex with Hefner.
She chose to play Madonna’s Dress You Up on repeat, over and
over again.
Crystal explained why in her book: “I didn’t want to
associate any other songs, especially ones I actually liked, with this room
(Hefner’s bedroom).
“I didn’t want to one day be wandering through a supermarket
and suddenly hear a song that dragged me back to this time.
“If I made sure that this was the only song that reminded me
of these moments, then the easier it would be, later, to contain these
memories.”
Crystal also accused Hefner of secretly filming orgies
inside his bedroom, some of which involved well known people.
No secret, there.
“I know there were cameras in Hef’s room because he had this
carved wood above the TV and there were circle cutouts in the carved wood,” she
said.
When Crystal asked Hefner about the cutouts, he allegedly
told her, “those are where the cameras would be”.
Crystal said that Hefner told her the identities of some of
the well known people who were caught on camera, but she has always refused to
name them publicly because “they’re victims of the mansion … I just feel sorry
for them”.
Hefner apparently destroyed the tapes out of fear they’d be
made public.
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