Inside Lisa Sparxxx's Controversial Gang***g in Warsaw

 

This was tweeted today about Lisa Sparxxx who did a gangbang with over 900 guys in Warsaw in 2004.

Back in the days when a guy named Wankus ran the show, Lisa Sparxxx was on KSEX Radio to talk about her world gangbang attempt in Poland which, at the time, received next to no press.

Sparxxx competed against one other girl from Brazil, explaining that there was concern that the third girl from Poland would be arrested. “We just left the country and they didn’t make any announcement.”

Wankus joked about Sparxxx being wanted in Poland.

“I don’t think they’re going to be having it there any more,” Sparxxx mused. “I think this was the last one.” Wankus was curious what the law was there about such sexual activity.

“I think what they were saying was that it was illegal to have that many guys with one woman- because they consider it rape,” Sparxxx replied.

“Even though we were filming it. I was consenting but they were considering it rape. The mayor of Warsaw is running for president of the country. So that’s why it became such a big deal.”

Sparxxx said it was scary in that they had undercover police officers at the convention. “You could point them out. I was doing my little feature dance gig I had to do for them. It was insanity. Cause you never knew what they were going to do- just decide to come up and take you.”

Wankus imagined that they couldn’t have been good undercover cops if you could point them out.

“Not really,” said Sparxxx, “because they would stay right next to a security guard. You’d have a security and a guy dressed in normal clothes. And they’re staring, just watching the girls do everything. No wonder. Duh. We could point you out from across the room.”

Sparxxx explained that the gangbang was held in a studio. There was a line of guys around the block and they’d let 30 and 40 in at a time.

“Like In ‘n’ Out Burger,” Wankus quipped. “They got people walking by with a walkie-talkie, can I take your order?” Sparxxx said that was because it was a small room.

“Whoever was open, they had to go to. Some of these guys were really picky and they’d not want to come to me- because I’m not their type- and go to the small, Brazilian girl. Fine, whatever.”

Wankus, if he had his druthers, said he’d probably pick the Brazilian girl. “I love Brazilian girls.”

Sparxxx said the girl was hot. “I couldn’t believe she went as long as she did.” The Brazilian did 897 guys, according to Sparxxx. Sparxxx did 919.

“She was right there. She had only done three videos and all three were that week while we were in Poland.”

“She was a hop, skip and cunt from beating you ass,” said Wankus.

“She was right there,” Sparxxx replied. “They gave us a 15-minute cut off time because the guys were starting to lose wood. Nobody could keep wood. They said you have 15 minutes. Who’s ever ahead after 15 minutes, that’s where we’re going. I had no idea. It was funny. They had a fake awards ceremony where they give you flowers and a trophy.” Wankus figured Sparxxx to get ice.

“They gave me a bouquet of roses that was very pretty,” Sparxxx said. “And a big trophy and stuff. Honestly, I don’t know whether I had won or not.” Wankus wondered, honestly, whether Sparxxx at that point smelled like a rose.

“I used two bottles of lube,” Sparxxx replied. “Literally just squeezed lube because they were all wearing condoms. That’s so dry.”

Asked if she felt like she had given birth to ten kids, according to Sparxxx, the worst part was that she was raw. “When you go to the bathroom after that, forget it. It was the worst. But the next morning it was completely fine. Then I had to go on a 13-hour plane ride.”

When she got back to the states, Sparxxx spent a lot of significant time with her legs open. “Just aired it out.”

Sparxxx said she had fun, that the guys were nice. “None of them spoke English. I spoke all kinds of shit to them in English and they didn’t know what I was saying.” Sparxxx said they just kept nodding in agreement. “They had no idea.”

According to Sparxxx there were four guys there who maintained wood and had huge cocks. “Like, dude, would you at least give me the small dicks? This would be so much easier.” Wankus wondered whether it was an honest 919 guys or 30 being rotated.

“It was 919 insertions and it was like 100, 200 guy,” Sparxxx answered. There were two fluffers at the event and Wankus wondered whether they were as good as the Victoria Givens gangbang.

“If I was a guy- just being honest because I don’t know them and don’t give a fuck- they were the ugliest girls I’ve ever seen,” said Sparxxx. “If I was a guy and you came in and they said we want you to fuck this chick, and this is what you had beforehand, I’d be like, aaaah, no. But maybe to the Polish guys they were beautiful or something. I don’t know.” Sparxxx said they were smart, petite girls. One had blond hair.

“But they had a face like the back of a train,” said Wankus. Sparxxx believes that the DVD will be out today. “The guys in Poland called me, like, dude, it’s ready to go. We wanted to get it out quick.”

There was a skinny guy, said Sparxxx, who made the funniest faces. “I swear to God it looked like he was having an aneurism while fucking. I’m not kidding. I wish I had the footage. It was the funniest fucking thing. Both the other girl and myself would lay there when he was either one and we’d just roll our heads and bust out laughing.”

There were no internal pop shots.

“They made them come out and pop on us,” Sparxxx explained. “Out of all that only 10 guys popped. It was a lot of pressure.”

From a fan’s perspective Wankus asked Sparxxx what she could have possibly been thinking to take that gig. “What got you out of bed that day and said I want to be no. 97. Who would jack off to that?”

Sparxxx explained that she’s got a new series coming out. “It’s called Lisa Sparxxx Takes you to the Head Clinic. It’s all rough b.j. stuff.” Sparxxx directed and produced it. “It my first any thing. Shayna Night’s in it as well.”

Sparxxx began touting some of the other projects she’s done recently, and Wankus asked if she’s done the Brokkake video she was planning.

“I’m working on it,” said Sparxxx explaining that she wants to get a bunch of black guys with 9-inch dicks. Wankus thought that was standard equipment for a black guy. “No, not really,” Sparxxx replied.

Noting that she’s now got a company called Hellbound Productions, Sparxxx said she’ll be at AEE. There’s also a promo in which Sparxxx has sent out postcards to her closest fans. Sparxxx said people can go to contest (at) opdistribution dot com.

“We’re having a contest where you send them an e-mail with your name and address. They send you a postcard, and the first person on Saturday when I’m signing at his booth [OP Distributors]- it’s between 4pm and 5pm- the first person to bring me their postcard gets an oral surprise that we’re going to film and put in a video.”

“Basically you’re going to be swallowing the cob,” Wankus clarified.

“I’m not allowed to say that,” continued Sparxxx. “AVN said I’m not allowed to say that. AVN says I like to cause riots so I have to be careful.”

Wankus said that’s probably true if the Givens gangbang was any indication, that Sparxxx has some kind of record for making people pop as a fluffer.

“I don’t know if that’s true,” replied Sparxxx noting that 16 was the final tally. Sparxxx had to apologize to Givens on a number of occasions. “For ruining your day.”

Wankus wondered if Sparxxx felt “gross” about having to deal with some of the guys in the Givens line.

“A dick is a dick, who cares,” said Sparxxx who noted that she was trying to give the worst blowjobs. “Just enough to get you hard.”